If you believe a person is the sum of their collective experiences, you might presume a collection of Facebook status updates could deliver powerful insight into a person's state of being.
Following that logic, here's me according to Facebook:
December 1, 2006: Adam Rodewald is not eating peanut butter bagels.
December 6, 2006: Adam Rodewald is still not eating peanut butter bagels.
December 10, 2006: Adam Rodewald is hoping for chicken potpie!
December 24, 2006: Adam Rodewald is on a quest for candy mountain!
April 22, 2007: Adam Rodewald chasing little gnomes with pudgey cheeks and rosey, button noses.
July 11, 2007: Adam Rodewald is monkey!
May 26, 2008: Adam Rodewald is back to work and drinking mountain dew.
May 28, 2008: Adam Rodewald is caffienated
June 4, 2008: Adam Rodewald is an out-of-tune drum machine.October 6, 2008: Adam Rodewald is Adam
October 14, 2008: Adam Rodewald is wearing shorts
October 23, 2008: Adam Rodewald is caffienated.
November 3, 2008: Adam Rodewald is.
November 8, 2008: Adam Rodewald is Sam.
November 8, 2008: Adam Rodewald is drinking bitter coffee.
November 10, 2008: Adam Rodewald is clearly.
November 16, 2008: Adam Rodewald is b flat minor
November 20, 2008: Adam Rodewald is on facebook.
November 27, 2008: Adam Rodewald is reclining, hands folded, feet propped on a wooden stool, and eyeing his cold mug of Folgers.
December 12, 2008: Adam Rodewald is ENERGY STAR qualified.
December 31, 2008: Adam Rodewald is cylindrical.
January 19, 2009: Adam Rodewald is going to be a daddy!
January 23, 2009: Adam Rodewald is drinking Mellow Yellow from a paper Fazoli's cup.
March 14, 2009: Adam Rodewald thinks he would devour a sludge burrito if it came from taco bell, even if it arrived mysteriously on his door step in a conspicuously polka-dotted baggy.
March 14, 2009: Adam Rodewald did indeed eat a chili cheese burrito today.
March 16, 2009: Adam Rodewald is friends with Beef Jerky. And Beef Jerky is friends with Adam Rodewald. When their powers combine, they are Captain Planet.
